With so much chubti-garmi outside, all you want to dream about while sitting at your office desk is a cool pool party. Imagine a pool in your office where you’d be allowed to go take a dip whenever you wished to only to refresh yourself. Work would have never seemed like work for even a single day then.
But wait.. life isn’t easy and it doesn’t leave a single chance to prove that to us in some way or the other.
In some part of the world, a surprise birthday (pool) party went horribly wrong when girls between the age or 13 and 17 accidently got pregnant.
We bet you haven’t heard such an absurd story ever before in your life. But this has happened and how!
A weekend pool party turned into a tragedy after one of the young men present in the pool ejaculated without warning the house guests; and thus, accidently impregnating quite a few girls who were a part of the birthday celebration.
The birthday girl Daliah Jennings said, “I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit that day. It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15th birthday, let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get,” and heaved a sigh of relief. However, on asking the man why he did so, all he had to say was, “It was an accident.”
“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild s*x orgy going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say that I am still a virgin and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what it takes. I’ve become some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything,” the 15-year-old man said with absolute innocence.
Dr. John Suzukima, the man who first found out about this mishap thinks that the young man could be suffering from spermafortis, a rare medical condition that makes his semen usually potent. He claimed, “clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortis have sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man.”
Not just this, he also added, “This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory.”
Well, next time you go for a pool party make sure you carry your protection kit.