1. 'Sorry, I didn't see your text.' Really? But the blue ticks say something else. 2. 'Oh Sameer's girlfriend is sooo hot!' Good for Sameer. Terrible for you. 3. 'Why should I come to your friend’s party?' Man, you shouldn't be in a relationship. 4. 'You look fat in that dress.' Keep your honesty in your pocket. 5.